how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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