I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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