Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
Randomize