In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
You ate ashes out of my bong
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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