school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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