you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
vagina is talking i cant
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
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