i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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