Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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