RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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