question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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