I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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