I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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