what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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