So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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