i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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