doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently you make a good broom.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
You ate ashes out of my bong
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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