Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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