belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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