What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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