I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I showed him my bush... on skype.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
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