I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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