Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dicks are not precious.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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