he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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