he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Never underestimate the power of titties
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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