What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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