You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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