Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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