Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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