No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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