I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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