quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
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