Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You ate ashes out of my bong
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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