you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I love you.
Bad choice
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