But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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