I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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