I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
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