quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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