yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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