I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
