fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
