and you said cock pushups were impossible
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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