Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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