Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I need water and some morals
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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