I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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