She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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