I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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