I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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