i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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