I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
My balls are so social today.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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