awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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