I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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