Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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