if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
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