normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
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