Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
and you fell through a lawn chair
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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