You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
The struggles of a small town man whore
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I think we might need a safe word for this...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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