um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I think people are normalizing furries
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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