He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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