i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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